When I was a little kid, I got dragged to visit Williamsburg on vacation several times. To cope with the boredom, I would think about imaginary pro wrestling matches and storylines, often with made up wrestling characters. I would get so excited while imagining these scenarios that I would get erections, but I didn’t know what that meant at the time. “That thing is happening again,” I would think to myself.
One of the characters I imagined was called "The Lady." She had a weird theme song that had a woman's voice seductively mentioning her name. She wore a black mask to conceal her true identity, and was one of the toughest wrestlers to beat. Her finishing move was a french kiss given to her opponent while they lied on their backs in the middle of the ring. (Visual approximation of "The Lady" above)