Mary Alice is leafing through old photos for reasons we’ll get to in due time, but we came across this one from 1997 of a man who we dubbed “the jerk” who was walking around Sea World with sunglasses and green suit when she visited my hometown for the first time.
This one photo does not do this guy justice for how weird he was acting, at one point culminating in his looking back to check out a woman who passed by him which caused him to walk face first into a bush. It was like we were watching a TV show, and to this day I don’t know how he could be such a miracle.