I had a dream last night that I was reading the liner notes of a Michelle Branch CD that doesn't exist.
There were instructions in the sleeve that explained how to use a knife to defend yourself from attackers. There was a Q & A section in the notes, and part of it read as follows:
Q: Should I defend myself from any sort of attack?
A: Yes, you should defend yourself from all attacks, even when a person is attempting to rob you for an amount as little as 10 dollars.
Q: What if Elton John is the attacker?
A: He's attacking you for 10 dollars?
I then woke up with the song "Everywhere" in my head. Love that snappy lil' tune.