Good Santa

If I had kids, I'd have them leave Coca-Cola (instead of milk) and Cookies for Santa, then I would encourage them to stay up to watch Santa come, then I would hire someone to play Santa, and they'd arrive wearing sunglasses, then I would hide from my kids somewhere with a microphone and amplifier, and when Santa drank the Coke, I'd say "OH YEAH" in a really deep voice.