This is one I've actually been sitting on for many months now, and it seems appropriate to share it now due to the arrival of our new computer.
It's called "The Computer," appropriately enough. The idea came about when I recalled a time when I called a friend's house, and (I'm about 80% sure) his dad left a voice greeting where he said, "THIS IS THE COMPUTER, WE ARE NOT AT HOME" (or something) in a nasally, 80's computer-like voice, reminiscent of V.I.C.K.I. So essentially, the song is about an 80's computer taking over your body and soul. Make sense? Mary Alice thinks the song is possibly a bit too close to The Internet, but I don't give a hell. I like it, and it's all vocoder, so that's cool.