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Here it is, a cover of Ode to Pestor by (the now defunct) Caution: PANTS!, written by the notorious Dan Pantzig.
The song is about a giant praying mantis named "Pestor," whose purpose is to serve as a religious alternative to some of the better known deities. He'll rip your head off, so I don't know why you wouldn't want to Hail Pestor.