Unless you've been on me and DJ's Facebook-friend Mars, you know that we had bats come into our apartment, two within six days of each other. One had rabies, the other (scarily pictured above) did not. We had animal control come get them each time, and the Department of Health never was able to figure out the pattern of which they came in, as it made no logical sense.
So we've been a little on edge about bats as of late, so we discussed last night about how I should write a song about the bats. So I did a rap about the bats this morning, it took me a little under an hour.
Below is a "Bat Timeline" that a hysterical Mary Alice made.