Pilots & Reruns


pilot - may 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pilot - march 2012

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Mike's Revenge
01-Mikes-Revenge.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.1 MB

 

pilot - february 2012

pilot - january 2012

pilot - october 2011

pilot - october 2011

rerun - august 2011

rerun - july 2011

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96 Summers
07-96-summers.mp3
MP3 Audio File 3.1 MB

 

pilot - may 2011

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The Internet
01-The-Internet-1.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.4 MB

pilot - april 2011

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Mac Tonight
01-Mac-Tonight-2.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.9 MB

pilot - March 2011

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Mac and Me
01-Mac-and-Me.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.9 MB

rerun - february 2011

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Summer Circus
27-Summer-Circus.mp3
MP3 Audio File 2.0 MB

Rerun - december 2010

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The Jesus Inside the Closet
01-The-Jesus-Inside-the-Closet.mp3
MP3 Audio File 2.4 MB


Pilot - november 2010

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Collection Agency
01-Collection-Agency.mp3
MP3 Audio File 654.7 KB

Lyriques:

I won't pay, kiss my ass
I'll just sit at home and laugh
You'll just have to take a bath
On what you say I owe
I won't pay a bit
For this made up shit
Get your records straight
And get the fuck off of my phone

pilot - october 2010

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Mom, What Are Girls Like?
01-Mom-What-Are-Girls-Like.mp3
MP3 Audio File 2.6 MB

"Mom, what is Gar Like?"

rerun - june 2010

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I Just Visited
09-I-Just-Visited1.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.4 MB

Check it, dudes and dudettes!

 

pilot - april 2010

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Tom's Girl
20-Toms-Girl.mp3
MP3 Audio File 3.6 MB

You read the story, now check the song.  Off the 2004 album Sin City Sex Mix.

pilot - january 2010

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Peegaze
01-Peegaze.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.9 MB

An outtake off the upcoming March 2010 release Listening Party.

(BELOW: Me spaced out and taking a pee in the ol' trousers)

 

Rerun - December 2009

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The First Day of Christmas
04-The-First-Day-Of-Christmas.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.9 MB

'Tis the season!  Off the 2004 album Sin City Sex Mix.

 

pilot - November 2009

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She's Trouble!
01-Shes-Trouble1.mp3
MP3 Audio File 2.2 MB

This one should be pretty self-explanatory.  It's about my wife, and how she's trouble with a capital T.  What can I do?  She's trouble, so ya better look out. Look out for the trouble.  Here comes trouble.

pilot - october 2009

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Dinosaurs
01-Dinosaurs-1.mp3
MP3 Audio File 2.8 MB

Here's a song that was in the works for a couple years, my wife never thought it'd see the light of day, but here it is.  A loving tribute to the early-90's TV show called DinosaursThe show was a definite enigma; nothing like it before or since.  Nobody knows who created the show, and it has been a while since anyone has even thought of it.

Pilot - september 2009

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My Neighbors
02-My-Neighbors.mp3
MP3 Audio File 2.6 MB

Simply put, the song is about the 1989 cinema classic called The Burbs. If you've been to an EG show in the past year, you've seen this song performed, complete with MaryAlice!'s memorable (as always) projection.  If you haven't seen The Burbs, may I suggest that you're culturally impotent.

 

I have to give co-writing credit to my long time friends Gary Schad and Mike Markowski. They had a project in the late 90's called The Pinheads, and did a couple of songs inspired by this great American classic. I specifically borrowed the lines "Ricky is a Meatball," "Pizza Dude," and the memorable chant "I wanna kill, everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal."  They'd humbly argue that these lines were taken from the movie anyway, but fuck 'em, they get credit.

 

Ok, I hate to do this, but I gotta describe something.  There's a part at the end of the song where the synth elevates in scale, and I think of that as the Klopek's oven heating up.  That's all.

 PILOT - AUGUST 2009

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England-Man-American
05-England-Man-American.mp3
MP3 Audio File 1.5 MB

England-Man American is the consensus first single from my upcoming album (probably titled) Listening Party, which wil be released (who knows when) in most likely a digital only format. But for now, the songs serves as the first "Single of the Month!" Holy shit! (Note: As of December 2009 "Single of the Month" became "Pilots and Reruns.")

 

So the song itself is a jab at the American hip crowd (located primarily in Columbus, Ohio) who use words like "cheers" and "pub." Simple enough. Some people who have heard the song live have said things like, "An anti-England song, that's funny!" Well, no, but art is all about interpretation. I make art.